Top Ten Dreamiest Babes

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Cute people are the best. Cute girls. Cute boys. Cute gender-queer folks. I love them all. And cute people in films are the cutest. So let’s talk about the cutest of the cutest: the ones that reside in films (and TV).

10. Ezra Miller in The Perks of Being a Wallflower

First off, coming in at Number Ten on the Top Ten Dreamiest Babes, is Ezra Miller!  Ezra played Patrick in the movie The Perks of Being a Wallflower.  I’m not compelled to write a logline for that movie, because it seems to be the most quoted film of the past year; the most popular quote being, “It’s much easier not to know things sometimes. And to have french fries with your mom be enough.” But honestly, that should be the quote people are tattooing onto themselves.  Ezra brings charm, wit and a beautiful, beautiful face to screen with his hilarious character, Patrick.

9. Freddie Highmore/Max Theiriot in Bates Motel

Number Nine would be the combination of Freddie Highmore and Max Theiriot in A&E’s remake of Alfred Hitchcock’s, “Psycho.”  Starring in Bates Motel, Freddie and Max tie for Number Nine because it is literally impossible to choose.  Which one do I like better?  The misunderstood, drug-dealing brother, or the lanky, brunette with anger problems.  It is a decision I can’t make, so they tie!  (But seriously, check out Bates Motel because it will rip your heart out!)

8. Leonardo DiCaprio in Romeo + Juliet

For Number Eight, it is the one, the only, the Oscar-less, Leonardo DiCaprio. Leo is my baby, especially when he is 19 and in a leather jacket. Mmmmmmm. Check him out in Romeo + Juliet when his face is at its prime!

7. Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Mysterious Skin

Number Seven, Joseph Gordon-Levitt playing Neil in the twisted sci-fi movie, Mysterious Skin. (TW for pedophilia) I warn you, it is one of the most disturbing movies I have ever seen, but it is absolutely brilliant! Neil, a teenage prostitute and Brian, a young man obsessed with alien abductions cross paths, together discovering a horrible, liberating truth. I highly suggest you watch it; if not, just look at pictures of JGL in it and your heart will melt.

6. Alia Shawkat in Arrested Development

Arrested Development star Alia Shawkat, comes in at Number Six for her role as Maeby Funke!  Maeby Funke is one of the greatest female characters to ever exist on television. She is full of sarcasm, bitterness and a lack of discipline, and she is absolutely brilliant. In the newest season (only on Netflix), she’ll mesmerize you with her gorgeous hair and her ability to just not give a fuck.

5. Bill Skarsgård in Hemlock Grove

The beautiful Dutch actor Bill Skarsgård, who plays Roman in the Netflix original series, Hemlock Grove, is one dreamy babe.  Seriously, if his blonde locks don’t make you melt, I don’t know what will.  Which is why, he is Number Five on this overly beautiful list!

4. Nicholas Hoult in Skins (UK)

Nicholas Hoult in Skins (UK)

Continuing on to Number Four, TONY STONEM IS NUMBER 4 I.E. THE BODACIOUS NICHOLAS HOULT. If you haven’t seen the TV show Skins (UK), you are missing out.  It will emotionally ruin your life, rip your heart out, and its completely amazing. It’s about a group of teenagers and all their adventures, I make it sound horrifyingly lame, but its one of the best shows out there. When you finish it, if your brain can still function, you will be longing to be apart of their gang.

3. James Franco in Freaks and Geeks

Think you can handle any more stunning babes?? If so, look up Daniel Desario in Judd Apatow’s dream-worthy TV show Freaks and Geeks who comes in at Number Three. Played by James Franco, one hardly needs to Google him to be aware of his utter perfection. So close to my number one most beautiful person in media!!

2. Robert Sheehan in Misfits

But before we get there, let’s talk about Number Two, a guy who hit the beautiful branch on his way down to Earth. (He is a heavenly angel, so he came from somewhere in the Universe capable of creating such beauty.) Now, if I knew his character in real life I would want to punch him with a car; but since all I can do is watch him for hours on end, all I want to do is kiss (and cry over) his beautiful face. Start watching the show Misfits and fall in love with Nathan! There is also a stunning woman on that show: Alisha. She is so beyond beautiful that I’ve left her off this list, I mean, no one can even compare to her goddess status.

Drumroll please…

1. Evan Peters in American Horror Story

And finally, Number One!! Evan Peters. Evan plays a psycho killer (psycho killer, qu’est ce que c’est!) in the show American Horror Story. With his dark, mysterious eyes, and his Kurt Cobain-esque floppy blonde hair, he is awarded first place on my Top Ten Most Dreamiest Babes list. Now go stare longingly at these peoples’ faces and cry. ❤

(PS! Travis from Clueless didn’t make this list, but he deserves a little appreciation for his drop dead perfect skater look!)


Just look at that beautiful specimen of a human

xxxo

7 Comments

  1. camishe · June 13, 2013 Reply

    omg this is perf
    evan ♥♥

  2. armen · June 16, 2013 Reply

    ezra at number ten? really?
    i can not take this list seriously.

  3. S · June 17, 2013 Reply

    I laugh my bum of when I see you have written Bill Skarsgård to be Dutch.

  4. briana · June 19, 2013 Reply

    GOD YES EVAN IS SO CUTE

  5. Amaka · July 16, 2013 Reply

    This was a beautifully written post featuring beautiful people. I”M SO GLAD EVAN WAS #1 HE IS SO HOT.And he and Emma Roberts make the cutest couple everrr. I love most of these guys and the ones i don’t know I soon will by watching their movies. :)
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  6. Anais · August 8, 2013 Reply

    Oh my god that was the greatest list ever. I agree with it 100%

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